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Funny Facebook moments

Deepak — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 03:30:47 +0000

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Funny Facebook moments

Funny Hydrolyze eye cream

Deepak — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 05:15:19 +0000

I just had a great chat with Hydrolyze (tryhydrolyze.com )staff What they call ” fastest growing eye cream on the market boasting a powerful eye cream formula targeting two of the most frustrating problems for the eyes: dark circles and crow’s feet. Formulated with an intensive eye cream formula, Hydrolyze features the use of proven ingredients in Haloxyl and Matrixyl 3000 to fight against dark circles, deep wrinkles and fine lines.”

Here is the chat report:

Nancy: We’ve given you a great deal on S&H and hope you will give Hydrolyze a try! CLICK HERE
Me: nice offer.. i just saw some bad reviews so just checking
Nancy: Thanks for chatting with me about Hydrolyze
Me: i saw something interesting here:
Me: http://www.dermatalk.com/blogs/anti-aging/prototype-37-c-scam-alert/
Nancy: And today, as a special offer if you request a trial- we will reduce S&H from $6.95 to the super low cost of just $1. CLICK HERE
Nancy: And today, as a special offer if you request a trial- we will reduce S&H from $6.95 to the super low cost of just $1. CLICK HERE
Me: are your products fake like other many industries products marketed
Nancy: Hydrolyze can really help you remove dark circles and heavy under eye bags. CLICK HERE
Nancy: Hydrolyze can really help you remove dark circles and heavy under eye bags. CLICK HERE
Me: ok did now what
Nancy: We have the power of patented Haloxyl and Matrixyl 3000
Me: i just bought
Nancy: Our Risk Free trial CLICK HERE is a great way to test the product and see if it works for you!
Me: are you married..
Nancy: Ok
Me: u look like spam bot not a real person..
Nancy: Thanks for chatting with me about Hydrolyze
Me: just checking.. if its real..
Me: are u real person
Nancy: And today, as a special offer if you request a trial- we will reduce S&H from $6.95 to the super low cost of just $1. CLICK HERE
Nancy: And today, as a special offer if you request a trial- we will reduce S&H from $6.95 to the super low cost of just $1. CLICK HERE
Me: Do u like sex
Nancy: Hydrolyze can really help you remove dark circles and heavy under eye bags. CLICK HERE
Me: see you are bot.. u guys faking people for real..
Nancy: We have the power of patented Haloxyl and Matrixyl 3000
Me: Do you have power of viagra?
Nancy: Our Risk Free trial CLICK HERE is a great way to test the product and see if it works for you!
Me: Shall I Kick Your Ass Now…Are You ready..
Nancy: Ok

lol There i caught you..

lol…lol…you made my day..They just keep on repeating the same sentences..

I was really trying to get support from them but suddenly i realized that the support centre was fake.. What the hell.. can’t they just hire one real time staff for support ..

well its funny for those who knows.. but for some ignorant real interested person.. thats Bad..

Just for fun..lol..

Funny Life Lessons

Deepak — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:52:51 +0000

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Source:Carl Pei

Raju Lama feat Mr Bean

Deepak — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:22:12 +0000

Raju Lama Feat. Mr Bean

Cute Cute Korean Kid Singing Hey Jude

Deepak — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:33:04 +0000

Hitler Playing FarmVille

Deepak — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:24:58 +0000

Hahahah

Next American Idol

Deepak — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:10:55 +0000

Mary Singing Jai Ho.. on American Idol Audition

Another video

What The Heck Is That Dog Doing

Deepak — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:33:05 +0000

What The Heck Is That Dog Doing There…..

I tried it with my both hand, still nothing

Deepak — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:34:50 +0000

I was just surfing the net and couldn’t stop laughing, Just want to share with you guys….

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
“Well, doc, it’s like this – first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right
hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked!

“You asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, “Yep. None of us could get the jar open”..

Muhahahhahaa….